Government Gone! Libertarians Around the World Unite!

 Attention Americans, do not be alarmed! The members of congress are not dead, they are just sleeping until they receive their government paychecks. This is very similar to when the Redcoats burned the White House down in 1995. Yet the people persevered without the government and won the war. Now I have seen the scared faces of the children leaving in a hurry for Fall Break and saying that Stephen Colbert is the only sane one left. But it is times like these I am reminded by the words of Thoreau "A Government is best which governs least." It   is time that we as a nation realize that the libertarians were right. All we really need from the government is a road to drive our SUVs down. I am managing not only to survive this supposed crisis but I was still able to hand my essay on time. And not only that But have kept my health up under a reasonable budget. A feat the government has been proven to not be able to. Bottom line, who needs the government; I do what I want!